One bloke called it "a part-time job," and that stuck with me.
There was the fertility side too — we hadn't fully closed the door on another one, and I wasn't about to.
And honestly? There was something about booking a clinic appointment for this that made me feel even less of a man than I already did.
I wasn't ready to turn my whole life into a medical routine. Not yet. Not before I'd tried a proper, natural first step.
But I was done — completely done — wasting money on mystery tubs that told me to just trust them. If I was going to put one more thing in my body, it had to be something I could actually look at, check, and believe.
I just didn't think a product like that existed.
Then my brother-in-law — the most cynical man I've ever met about this stuff — put a small black jar on my kitchen table.
"Try that," he said. "Before you start jabbing yourself with needles."
I picked it up. Thick black resin, like tar, sitting in the bottom of a small jar.
I'll be honest — my first thought was, here we go, another one.
Marcus is the last man on earth who falls for marketing. He returns things. He reads the ingredients on a loaf of bread. If he was using it, that alone made me look twice.
"It's shilajit," he said. "Comes out of the Himalayas. Been used for hundreds of years. But listen —" and this is the bit that got me — "most of the stuff online is fake, or cut with God knows what. Half of it's got dangerous metals in it you don't want anywhere near you. So don't just buy any of it. Buy the one that actually shows you what's in the jar."
That last line stuck.
Buy the one that shows you what's in the jar.
Because that was the exact thing I'd been missing this whole time. Not another promise. Not another label shouting at me. Proof